How Dirk Minnified Will Save Card Football

[frankpos]

Guys,

I’m ready for football. I really am.

Nothing could be worse than the total debacle that was Card football last year. My expectations have now been lowered to Cooperish levels.

Football last year? I’ve already bitched and cried and drank enough bourbon about it. It’s time to laugh.

I wrote this post last year soon after the 4th game of the year–the Syracuse debacle. It was roughly at that point also that Card linebacker Willie Williams was pulled over with a mouth full of marijuana evidence he was trying his best to to chew and swallow.

Also, a few months earlier, Dirk Minnifield had suddenly emerged after 20 yrs to let us know that it was a joint he smoked the day THE DAY BEFORE that original Dream Game that caused him to miss that key layup late in the game and THAT cost UK the victor. Darn! (Naww, it couldn’t have been the Card shot blocking machine of a center, Charles Jones! )

BTW, please note that only a major second half rally by the Cards in the Rutgers game kept me from correctly predicting the final W-L for the season….

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[swampdaddy]

hi all: Does this mean we should send a box of joints to the UK football team before this year's game. LOL

Swamp Daddy

[bling49]

Yes we should, give me the box, I'll take them down there.