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Originally Posted by Empire Lindy
You tell 'em, Junkman!
Now where's YOUR IRS refund?
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See, I thought you might ask that question. I subscribe to the Rush Limbaugh school of tax return theory. I realized that it was stupid to get happy about the government returning to you YOUR money. It's YOURS, and you freely give it away to the government to do what they please. Then, they make you fill out forms to get YOUR money back. They make interest on YOUR money and keep the interest. And if you make a mistake on your form, they keep the money longer!
Thus, I never get a refund. Every year I owe money. This way, it can't be taken by some court action and I earn the interest and keep it too!
BRILLIANT!!!
Other than that, I would have donated mine two years ago. Besides, I would NEVER talk about your (cough) beautiful and excellent creation!
